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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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