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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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