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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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