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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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