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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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