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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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