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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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