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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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