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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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