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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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