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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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