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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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