Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.