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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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