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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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