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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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