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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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