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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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