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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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