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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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