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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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