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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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