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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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