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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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