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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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