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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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