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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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