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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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