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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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