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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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