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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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