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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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