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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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