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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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