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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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