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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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