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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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