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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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