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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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