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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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