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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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