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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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