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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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