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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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