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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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