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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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