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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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