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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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