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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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