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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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