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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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