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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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