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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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