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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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