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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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